A Guide to Pick-up lines for Christians

So, as many of you know, I'm single. I'm about as single as a slice of prepackaged American cheese. I'm quite happy with being single (except for Mondays), but my parents (and anyone else in my life it seems like) is ready for me to be in a relationship. So, in honor of all this, here is a guide of my favorite pick-up lines.

1. Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives...he never met you. (This sounds romantic when you think about it...but also kind of illogical as Solomon lived over 3000 years ago and you live now.)
2. I would slay Goliath for you. (I'm gonna take a Jon Acuff line here: "It's the Bruno Mars of Christian pick-up lines".)
3. I put the stud in Bible study. (Because who doesn't love a little confidence?)
4. I'm not Joshua, but if I walked around you seven times, would you fall for me? (Personally, this is my favorite as it's cheesiness level just might work.)
5. Wanna read the Song of Solomon? (Christian equivalent of asking someone to watch a Nicholas Sparks movie together....I think.)
6.  You make me want to be a better Christian. (Gold right thar.)
7. Are you Jewish, cuz you Israeli pretty. (Only unbelievers don't like puns.)
8. I was reading through the book of Numbers and realized, I don't have yours. (Classic.)
9. Is it hot in here, or is it the Holy Spirit burning within you? (I...have no thoughts on this one. None at all.)
10. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? (It's classic, works with unbelievers (which you shouldn't be unequally yoked), and hey, who doesn't want to be referred to as an Angel?)

My top ten favorite Christian pick-up lines. To my Liberty friends, I dare ya to try one of them out. Pass them all to your friends, and hey, at least they are good for laughs. Or maybe you'll get that Ring by Spring.

These are just some of the  inspirations for this fantastic blog.

What's Attractive: One Man's Perspective

Maybe I'm weird. Or maybe I'm just way too uptight. It could be that I take too seriously my baptist upbringing. The point is, I have a hard time being attracted to make up, skinny, or girls who show skin...

Let me back up a bit. I was working at the Pretzel maker, rolling in the dough (See what I did there?) and two girls came up to buy a drink. Now, these girls were pretty in the face, but how they were dressed just turned me off completely. Now, how were they dressed you may ask? Showing off their belly. What's wrong with that? Absolutely nothing....except they were totally unattractive. So, am I right, or am I weird?

See, like any typical, warm blooded, imperfect male, I get turned on by the visual. I mean, who doesn't? So, whenever I see a pretty girl (by the popular standard), I am instantly attracted, but attracted with conflict. Because like Paul says in Romans 7:15-25 (Biblegateway it, great verse), I do what I do not what to do. My sin nature is all like "Mhm, dat girl looking fine," but my true, or Christian nature, is all like "Bro, that ain't attractive, it's just a girl."

So, conflict. And it's funny because this conflict pretty much runs my life. I can be with a group of friends chatting it up, laughing, and joking along, but totally not get what they're saying (I was sheltered, so sue me). Today I realized a fun fact though. This conflict also determined my opinion on myself.

I am ugly and fat. That's why I am single. Or...so I thought. I was brought a truth from a child (kids say the darnedest things). Today I had the opportunity to be a head teacher at summer care today. Of course, when you have all day to the kids, they love to learn more about you. Typically, that involves shocked statements of "You still live with your parents?!?" and "How old are you?" Today the children were shocked that I was single...which typically leads to "You're never gonna get married!" But today a child replied: "But you're cool and hansome (misspelling on purpose), Mr. David." Apparently, these children see more to me than what the mirror shows every morning. These kids see more to me than what the world tells me.

What's the point of the blog? I honestly don't know, I just want to vent. I just want to lay it all out now that I am proud to say that I will never call a girl babe, baby, hot, sexy, or any other terms the world or everyone else uses. I am proud to say that a girl who can dress modestly without make up is the gosh darnedest prettiest thing I've ever seen. I am proud to say that God has placed a beauty in each of us that can only be achieved once we finally understand who we are in Him.

But wait, what am I attracted to (I have to add this in, since ya know, it is the blog's title)? Maturity. Took me awhile to catch this, but maturity. A girl who can dress modestly in her own style (just something about a girl who has her own style, and not a "trend"), who love Jesus (of course), and enjoys discussions that are thought provoking (I like to think, whoduthunkit?) at coffee shops. Maturity is a rare thing to find in Lynchburg, and seriously, everything is a trend now, but that's what I am attracted to, and gosh darn it, I will find that girl.