A Guide to Pick-up lines for Christians

So, as many of you know, I'm single. I'm about as single as a slice of prepackaged American cheese. I'm quite happy with being single (except for Mondays), but my parents (and anyone else in my life it seems like) is ready for me to be in a relationship. So, in honor of all this, here is a guide of my favorite pick-up lines.

1. Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives...he never met you. (This sounds romantic when you think about it...but also kind of illogical as Solomon lived over 3000 years ago and you live now.)
2. I would slay Goliath for you. (I'm gonna take a Jon Acuff line here: "It's the Bruno Mars of Christian pick-up lines".)
3. I put the stud in Bible study. (Because who doesn't love a little confidence?)
4. I'm not Joshua, but if I walked around you seven times, would you fall for me? (Personally, this is my favorite as it's cheesiness level just might work.)
5. Wanna read the Song of Solomon? (Christian equivalent of asking someone to watch a Nicholas Sparks movie together....I think.)
6.  You make me want to be a better Christian. (Gold right thar.)
7. Are you Jewish, cuz you Israeli pretty. (Only unbelievers don't like puns.)
8. I was reading through the book of Numbers and realized, I don't have yours. (Classic.)
9. Is it hot in here, or is it the Holy Spirit burning within you? (I...have no thoughts on this one. None at all.)
10. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? (It's classic, works with unbelievers (which you shouldn't be unequally yoked), and hey, who doesn't want to be referred to as an Angel?)

My top ten favorite Christian pick-up lines. To my Liberty friends, I dare ya to try one of them out. Pass them all to your friends, and hey, at least they are good for laughs. Or maybe you'll get that Ring by Spring.

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